“Were I a conservative, a Republican, or what have you, we could chalk this up to a difference of opinion and move on. But I’m not! I’m just a guy who still resents having been told that the left would offer a thinking man’s sanctuary in the low-I.Q., high-volume arena of American politics — then getting mercilessly hailed with statements like those above.”

Podthoughts by Colin Marshall

So, uh, this is why I can’t stand watching or reading political news anymore. When you are 15, caring about this stuff is okay because you are young and stupid and think the news covers things that are actually things. Now that I’m older? I got more important things to do.