I’m going to pretend Apple didn’t replace the cool colors of the iPod Shuffle. I’m going to pretend they didn’t kill off the awesome iPod nanos for a fat ugly thing. I’m going to pretend Apple did not start calling the regular iPod a “classic”. I’m also going to pretend Apple did not flip off everyone who bought an iPhone by killing the 4GB iPhone and dropped the price of the 8GB by two-freaking-hundred dollars. I am also going to pretend Apple is not seriously going to charge people an extra dollar for ringtones.
Apple did not have a September 5th event, okay? Do you hear me? Nothing was announced today but wireless downloads for the iPhone and the phone-less iPhone, the iPod touch. But don’t you dare try to tell me that the iPod touch doesn’t have mail, Google Maps, or weather. Which is doesn’t, but don’t tell me that. I want to keep my picture of the perfect Apple, well, perfect. Oh and lets just tell ourself that the iTunes Wifi Store has Podcast support, it doesn’t, but it’d make me feel better.
I was all prepared to post pictures of the awesome new announcements, but remember: there was no announcements.
Oh and Steve, if your listening, check this out.
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