Everyone lets take a moment to thank Time Magazine for nominating me as the person of the year. I’ve been working hard to earn this title! Everyday I wake up, take a shower (duh!), and then check Digg, YouTube, and numerous other sites. It’s a hard job, but somebody has to do it. I wouldn’t wish this hard job of changing the world and curing cancer upon anyone, not even my government. It’s about time Time realized how awesome I am. So lets not find someone who actually did something notable, heroic doctors, amazing technology, or hard working people. This is the time where we honor me!
Oh and by the way, this whole post is sarcastic. Time, take your money and actually find someone who does something for the good of humanity.
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